Neo Jamaica 20-oh-nine

In a dark dystopian future one of the most beautiful parts of the world is in chaos. A small tropical country with a population less than that of London has an average of 11 murders a day. Violent political backed gangs rules the streets after dark and unemployment in the shanti-cities limits any economic light on the horizon.

Most of the rest of the world sees the country as a resort paradise not as the nightly shootings that take places in the countries major city, Kings Town. And now a type of music and dance have been banned by the government. The dance is called daggering, and its the most hilarious shit on earth. The worst DJs on earth, the Neo-Jamaican dance hall DJs, who feel that DJing is not about music but cutting all sound and screaming Have created a monster so horrible ... the shits been banned.

EXAMPLE 1.

I kid you not, the dance has been blamed for a recent string of ... broken penises. Yeah, I love this goddamn world sometimes. So strange, it must be true.

And now ... proof and links.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,25516733-5014090,00.html

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